Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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