he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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