My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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