you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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