so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Alive.
So much puke
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
