I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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