I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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