New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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