i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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