have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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