i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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