i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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