Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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