I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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