What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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