dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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