Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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