we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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