Don't you send me to vm
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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