The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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