You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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