Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You pole danced in your parka.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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