he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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