Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
The adults are the big ones right?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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