yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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