what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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