He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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