She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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