I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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