in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
