i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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