Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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