I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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