He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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