I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
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