We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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