Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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