"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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