would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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