there was a trapeze. enough said
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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