How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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