Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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