thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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