are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Holy shit dude........stairs
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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