I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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