i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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