how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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