I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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