I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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