I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
