Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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