have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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