Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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