I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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