Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He better not be in your backpack
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
