STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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