I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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