Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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