I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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